Movies on the Water: Balla Beach Theater Double Feature--JAWS and Piranha 3D!
Picture yourself floating on an inner tube or a giant inflatable raft in the beautiful waters of Loon Lake with your Juggalo homies, sippin' on something strong. Then, out of nowhere, something brushes your leg. Did you feel that? Meh...it must have been nothing. You chill back and relax. Then again it hits you, harder this time! You rise with a jolt: "What the fuck was that?!" And before you know it, your craft has been capsized, as you meet face to face with the jaws of death. But you a juggalo, so you punch that shark square in the face and start scrappin'. The only question that remains is...Will you survive? Dare to catch the Loon Lake double deep-sea creature feature presentation of Jaws and Piranha 3D, right on the water! Chill back in an inner tube or flotation device as you peep these dope movies with your homies, pimpin' style, relaxing on the cool waters of the lake. Enjoy an extrasensory cinema experience as you witness the horrors on screen and wonder what the fuck lies beneath you in the dark depths! But never to worry--our team of sexy Juggalette lifeguards will be on duty to protect and serve, Baywatch style! Get ready for Jaws like you've never seen it before! Inner tubes will be available but quantities are limited. Ninjas are encouraged to bring their own rafts and inner tubes to witness this unforgettable movie experience! Something's in the water!!!