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Miss Juggalette Pageant

Forget that cheesy pageant shit you see on TV. If you wanna be crowned Miss Juggalette, you have to have more than beauty, brains, and talent. You also have to have that special take-no-shit attitude that every true Juggalette possesses. Are you a down ass Lette who truly represents what the Juggalo family is all about? Then enter the Miss Juggalette Pageant to be honored as the queen you are! There are three rounds to this intense competition. #1: Personality—show off your charisma and brain power by answering a question. #2: Talent—whether it’s singing, juggling, jump roping, or doing the zombie slide, show the crowd what skills you got. #3: Swimsuit round—whether you’re in a thong bikini or scuba gear, you gotta put the airbrushed hoes in Sports Illustrated to shame. Judges will tally the scores from all rounds (taking crowd reaction into heavy consideration) and the Lette with the highest score will be hailed as Miss Juggalette 2017! 

Prizes: First Place—GOTJ Gold Plaque, $300 in cash, and a backstage pass; Second Place—$100 gift certificate; and Third Place—$50 gift certificate. Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins and bring their own swimsuit (or comparable attire) with them. A private dressing area will be provided, as well as any music needed for the talent round.

 

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